What they said: (you don't have to read it all, just take notice of the length and the complete absence of I-35).
| 1 | Start on SPENCER RD | 0.9 |
| 2 | Turn Right on N ELDRIDGE PKY | 1.7 |
| 3 | Turn Left on US-290 W | 0.3 |
| 4 | Take the US-290 WEST ramp | 0.1 |
| 5 | Merge on US-290 WEST | 39 |
| 6 | Continue on US-290 WEST/US-290 E | 11 |
| 7 | Continue on US-290 WEST | 4.1 |
| 8 | Continue towards US-290 WEST/AUSTIN | 0.2 |
| 9 | Bear Right on US-290 WEST/US-290-BR WEST | 0.1 |
| 10 | Continue on US-290 WEST | 0 |
| 11 | Continue on US-290 WEST/US-290 W | 10 |
| 12 | Continue on US-290 WEST | 30 |
| 13 | Continue on US-290 WEST/US-290 E | 21 |
| 14 | Continue on US-290 WEST | 3.5 |
| 15 | Continue on US-290 WEST/US-290 E | 8.8 |
| 16 | Turn Right on GREGG MANOR RD | 4.1 |
| 17 | Turn Right on CAMERON RD | 1.7 |
| 18 | Continue on PECAN ST E/PFLUGERVILLE EAST RD | 2.7 |
| 19 | Continue on PECAN ST E | 0.3 |
| 20 | Continue on E PECAN ST/PECAN ST E | 0.1 |
| 21 | Continue on PECAN ST E | 0.1 |
| 22 | Continue on PECAN ST W | 0.2 |
| 23 | Continue on PECAN ST W/W PECAN ST | 1.1 |
| 24 | Turn Left on OLD AUSTIN-PFLUGERVILLE RD/OLD PFLUGERVILLE RD | 0.2 |
| 25 | Turn Right on HEATHERWILDE BLVD | 1.1 |
| 26 | Turn Right on WELLS BRANCH PKY W | 0.5 |
| 27 | Turn Right on DRUSILLA'S DR | 0.1 |
What they damn well should have said:
| 1 | Start eastbound on SPENCER RD | a bit |
| 2 | Turn left onto US-290 Feeder | a bit |
| 3 | Get on US-290 W | long ass way |
| 4 | Stay on US-290 despite some weird shiznit | more long ass way |
| 5 | Take interchange to I-35N | a ways |
| 6 | Take WELLS BRANCH PKWY Exit | a bit |
| 7 | Turn Right on WELLS BRANCH PKWY W | not so long |
| 8 | Turn Left on DRUSCILLA'S DR | a bit |
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