Name: Adam S. Taylor

Functions: All standard biological processes

Hobbies: There's time for hobbies outside of anime parodying?

Bio: Adam was born deep in the jungles of suburban Dallas, TX. Composing
operatic arias even before conception, and building entire 120-story
skyscrapers out of toothpicks and duct tape before the age of 3, Adam has
always been a lover of comedy and Elmer's Glue. Cultivating this love
throughout his adolescence with the help of his friends, John Wilkes Booth
and candied yams, Adam went on to color outside of the lines. With such
inspiration as Monty Python, the Airplane movies, Mel Brooks, and other
assorted comedic geniuses (not to mention the IRS!), Adam's unique sense of
humor has given No-Lyfe some of it's most infamous lines such as
"Smoldering Pissheads" and "Yes, this is the coveted Red Flag of Death.
Hahaha. And this year we shall finally be the victims." Along with
No-Lyfe, Adam dreams in binary and has had bit (but pivotal) roles in both
the theatrically released Spriggan, and the final volume of Gasaraki. I
mean, even though there's an earthquake going on all around and everybody
is running and screaming at the sight of the top of a mountain floating
away, would Spriggan have been able to continue without Adam's character
yelling "Look! Something's happening!"? I think not.

Words of Wisdom: Always... No, never... no, sometimes it is best to just
pet your cat.